A recent survey on Sydney sex trends revealed some stunning realities about the sex lives of the horny inhabitants of Australia’s most fertile city.
Ever wondered just how many people are having sex in Sydney at any given moment? The research company, Wallace, Cannings and Connors, claim that at any moment, there are 34,348 people having sex in Sydney.
Of course, these chronological patterns have their crescendos. The peak time is from 10.30pm to 1.30am, when the statistics convey that around 217,298 people are “doing it”.
In a population of over five million, the most popular myth is that at least one person in twenty is “getting it daily”. This would be a mis-interpretation of the facts, however. For one person to get it daily, they would need to be having sex with another person, which doubles the amount of people who are likely to be having sex “outside the search results”, as Wallace, Cannings and Connors spokeperson Aleasha Michaels admits.
According to Michaels, this means that at peak times, which are Tuesday and Wednesday nights “when regular couples admit to having sex most regularly”, there may be more than 400,000 people actually having sex.
Does sex with yourself count? I asked Michaels whether masturbation can still be counted towards the survey.
“Certainly, with a large part of the Sydney population being single, we did include masturbation as an act of sex,” she reports.
The question begs, therefore, as to just what type of sex is the most popular in Sydney? The results, taken from a survey of over 4000 people, support many of our preconceptions relating to population, geography, and overall horniness. Here are some of the most compelling pieces of Sydney sex data:
General Tastes in Sex
Oral Sex: 69% approval
Doggy Style: 88% approval
Missionary Position: 45% approval
Girl on Top: 36% approval
Masturbation: 26% approval
Celibacy: 8% approval
Anal Sex: 14% approval
Protected Sex: 22% approval
Unprotected Sex: 97% approval
Locations
Bedroom: 89% approval
Bathroom: 45% approval
Car: 41% approval
Car while Driving: 6% approval
Kitchen: 15% approval
Parent’s bedroom: 9% approval
Lounge: 38% approval
Outdoors: 17% approval
Geography
Missionary Position: most popular in St Ives, Vaucluse and Pymble
Oral Sex on Women: most popular in Newtown, Glebe and Balmain
Oral Sex on Men: most popular in Parramatta, North Ryde and Penrith
Anal Sex: most popular in Surry Hills, Darlinghurst, and Surry Hills again
Masturbation: most popular in teenage mortgage-belt suburbs such as La Perouse, Artarmon and Granville
Multiple Orgasm: most frequent in Bondi, Paddington and Rose Bay
Celibacy: frequent in Catholic areas such as Woollahra and Muslim areas such as Liverpool
Swinging: the Blue Mountains and Central Coast
Purchased Sex: Kings Cross, Cabramatta and Sydney CBD
Future Sex?
In one of the most controversial results of the survey, the 18 – 25 year old demographic, who formerly led the way in approval of all categories of sex, seem to be finding other things to do with their leisure time. The average young Sydneysider now rates lifestyle priorities thus:
1. Saving for first mortgage: 57%
2. Taking ecstacy and talking about crucial dance music trends: 45%
3. Washing the Golf or Peugeot: 42%
4. Hanging out at the newest Bar: 38%
5. Butthole Sunning – Yoga’s Newest Trend: 26%
6. Having or Thinking about Sex: 14%
Where to Find Sex
Check out Sydney’s naughtiest online sex reference, it will help you in your search to get off: www.naughtysydney.com.au
Article by Jade Rowlington.
